The Return of SEXYtary!!!!

Sexytary is my super mad hot executive assistant who has gotten a raise in position and dollars since the last time you spoke to her and yet still has not let me raise her to the top like she belongs if you know what I mean!

Still married and still faithful... that is why I love her:

The following is a conversation between she and I about the return of UD and marriage!!!

UD:
read read

SEXYTARY:
i read last night on my way home
very entartaining
but something was off
it did not feel like unadater

UD:
im a little rusty

SEXYTARY:
i guess ur a lil rusty
lol
but nevertheless i did like it
i was entertained

UD:
k
rusty

SEXYTARY:
you need to come back to ny "where the vajajay is soooooo easy"
thats where you get inspired
you were soooo goood

UD:
yes yes
i mean that story was a year ago

SEXYTARY:
no its just there is something missing in the writing
it doesnt feel like UD
once a ud always a ud
u just need to come .....where UD can be himself

UD:
you just want me

SEXYTARY:
............................no.....................................u know im a married woman

UD:
2 things I have learned over the last year is.. 1. i am not a homewrecker but that doesnt mean I wont try
and 2. being married means shit

SEXYTARY:
ud?
is that you?
no seriously i still havent cheated

UD:
confession time
in the past year i have had sex with 3 married women
and one bj
probably because they knew I was from out of town and the drama would be less

SEXYTARY:
i agreee with you completely
but im just saying .....i havent done it,

UD:
i believe you