Where have you been UD? We miss you! Wish I could say the same, but I have to be real honest here, as I always am, I am in freaking South Miami Beach, and I do not miss anything that has to do with cold and snow and leafless trees, and that means the people who live in that atmosphere either!Now normally Spring Breaks are a week and sometimes two, but I do nothing in moderation and I am going to be spending at least a good 3 months on Spring Break. I mean if god intended all of you to spend a week off in March once a year he would have called it One Week in March Break. No, it's Spring Break! SPRING BREAK!
SPPPPPPPRING BREAK!!!
Take the entire Spring off, thats what I do. So here I am in a condo on South Beach overlooking the Atlantic sitting out on the balcony feeling the breeze in 78 degree weather!
Now I will admit after going out last night and seeing the beautiful skin of all of Miami's finest I am a bit overwhelmed. It might take me a day or two to adjust but never fear I already got my first number today while shopping for new sun glasses at Gucci in Bal Harbour Shops. The beautiful blonde showing off her incredible assets while hypnotizing me with her deep blue eyes slipped me her card and wrote her phone number on the back without me asking! Of course she also managed to get me to buy not one but two pairs of Gucci glasses. I'm gemini we know and honestly sometimes I am a little bit country, but fuck it sometimes I am a little bit rock n roll!
I have a disease!!!!!
WHO CARES! I'm in South Beach now!!!
So here New York City's most notorious serial dater is now NYC's and Miami's most notorious SD!!!
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Spring Break! Whoo Hoo! I just got back from Huntington Beach! The sun was so nice! Enjoy :)
Have a great time!!!!!!!!!! I love Miami!!
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I thought you were supposed to post a picture of someone you think you look like. Where is it?
Seriously. I'm still sitting here wondering if you're date worthy. Now tell us who you look like!
Kisses <33
"I have a disease!!!!!"
Thinking this, maybe OK, saying it, probably not so much.
To snakebite:
I was thinking the same thing. Serial disease. Something to that effect.
GO MAN WHORE! WOOO!
Where are u at?
seriously, its been a month. come on now!
haha, love what you do, keep up the good work.
whatever you do I love it. It's feels so great to hear from you. Waiting again for your another great post.
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