Sunday Brunch With... I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

I have no idea who I just dated.

I can understand the confusion that my friends must feel when discussing my love life. I literally date a new girl everyday, and even I get confused and forget names. I have to put their names into my Blackberry calendar on the date we went out and where we went just so I can go back and text them the next day without forgetting who they are.

But yesterday I meet a certain kind of woman who I go to brunch with that is sexy, confident, and I can talk to quite easily but as soon as our brunch is over I have no idea who she is or what she does or really anything about her?

Now I know what you are thinking, "he is so full of himself that he must be constantly going on and on and on about what he does and likes and blah blah that he forgets to let his date talk?" Not the case my pretties, not at all.

I know very well the importance of letting a woman talk, and how to ask questions that show my interest in my new friend especially on a first date. This girl in particular I was very intrigued with because I had been trying to go out with her for months after our initial conversation we had at the gym back in September. Yes she is that hot that I have waited that long.

I finally get her to go out with me and I have a million questions to ask her because I really am intrigued about what she does and what she brings to the table for this planet. Now it is also important to note that I have interviewed some of the biggest celebrities in the business including crazy deranged Brittney Spears before she went mental, and I never get intimidated or never allow my interviewee to divert the conversation and take over the interview. However, this girl completely did.

Before I knew it I had told her everything about me, and no matter how many times I asked what she did or why did she move to the US she would just give very vague answers and never follow them up with anything of substance. She would just turn the attention back to me, and took advantage of my love for myself and of course talking about myself!

I am actually scared off from this girl rather than attracted to her, and I feel that her sexy British accent is nothing more than a disguised voice diverting her true identity as a spy working under cover in the US to find out all our secrets. Honestly is it that far fetched, a beautiful intelligent woman as a spy? They would be the perfect spies! It's why god gave women a poonanny to begin with; to prevent men from falling to far off the scale, and keeping their sins in check.

What am I to think of this girl, really? She seems to want a relationship with someone in her life because a lot of what we talked about is what I was looking for in a significant other, but I felt more like I was on an interview for a job rather than a nice fun Sunday brunch date!

Depending on how good the benefits package is I am going to have to turn down this job offer!