"I hate it. You are so much like me. You use all my tricks and I know why you do them," My Moldovian Beauty shouted out loud to me during our 7 hours of fun in the Union Square area!
So last night believe it or not was a lot of fun! First we went bowling at Bowlmor on 12th and University! Now I love bowling, especially when on a first date with a girl. Bowling is an excellent way to really get to know someone and let your charm and personality shine. Plus you can flirt constantly and put your hands all over your date if she is truly interested. I was able to touch her all over and I could slowly feel her loosening up to me. However, she is a strong Gemini and the force is equally strong in her. Just when you could see her melting her powers would quickly come back.
The problem with bowling in the big city is that when you are dating on a budget Bowlmor is the most over hyped over priced place in New York City! 10 buck a game!!!! Sweet Jesus!!!! We played 4 games and that actually equals 8 total so yeah um that was 80 bucks!!!! FUCKKKKKK!
I only have $120 to go. Of course she didn't offer once to pay for the game, which I would have let her for challenge purposes only. She wanted to hang out more, and she actually couldn't believe it so we went to eat at this raw food vegan place... FUCK again! God help me. She is not a vegan, but she is into raw foods lately. She is a trainer after all. I managed to appetize myself with enough broccoli and cauliflower to satisfy for our next big adventure, A CHICK FLICK!!!
We saw "Definitely Maybe" with Isla Fisher (RARRRR) and Ryan Reynolds! I actually like this movie. It was a good story and you always need a good story once in awhile. Plus the whole time Moldova had her head on my shoulder and held my hand and let me caress her inner thigh. Suddenly bird start to appear and chirp and the sun is shining bright. UHHHH relax UD, breath, and breath!
Still wanting to hang out with the overly funny charming cute guy that has flirted with her for months at the gym, Moldova now wants to go into Virgin Megastore and pick up some cds. Now I know a lot about music and so I had to make the perfect choices for her. Remember she has only lived in this country for 3 years so I had to get her caught up on a lot. You can see she liked to rock out so I suggested Linkin Park's newest and pussiest album Minutes To Midnight so she can see what everyone that is not a music snob is buying. Linkin Park is after all the highest selling band of this decade I shit you not. So that was a mainstream way of warming her up. Then I went right for The Police. As much as I wanted to get her Synchronicity, I thought it would be best just to get The Best of The Police. Then of course she needed what I feel are the 2 only good albums to come out in the last 5 months. Kanye's (fellow Gemini) The Graduation and Lupe Fiasco's The Cool! I wanted to go with Radiohead Ok Computer but I know she is not ready for that yet, so I went for Prince Purple Rain which I can still listen to for 3 days straight all the way through! One of the greatest albums of all time!!!!
Ok now really bonding and laughing and having a blast at this point I had to keep in mind the mission at hand. Now knowing I have a week to get the booty I was not going to force that tonight, and after dinner and movie my $200 budget is now at $70. But she definitely became more than just a challenge, she was becoming someone I could see myself spending weekends with romping in every position around the house and maybe even in the bathrooms at the places we eat.
It was time to call it a night I thought so I pushed her up to the check out line, and now awkward moment of the night. Bitch really thought I was going to pay for these. I was like hell no! You haven't even made out with me yet and you want me to buy you things.
SEXYtary was not least bit surprised… you can see from our conversation this morning below:
UNADATER:
Hey SEXYtary?
How do you sleep with a hard to get russianesque girl that likes you and you turn her on?
SEXYtary
Money$$$$$$$
Way over the budget
UNADATER:
I knew it
At the end of the night she took me to Virgin Megastore
And was like I need cds
SEXYtary
Typical
UNADATER:
When we got to cash register she thought I was going to pay
When I didn't she did not get any
It was awkward and ended the night weird
SEXYtary
Ewwww
I know girls like that, how stupid did she feel
UNADATER:
Guess Plexico was right
SEXYtary
She's under the impression you have $$$$$$$$$-a lot?
UNADATER:
Yah
Either way I didn't buy her thank god
SEXYtary
Well ... she might be really in to real you, but chances are-sorry she wants to milk you
And not in the way you're thinking
UNADATER:
Guess the challenge will fail
SEXYtary
She thinks you are a big timer with a lot of money and she is thinking why fuck him just cuz he makes me laugh and i like him
Ill milk him for money, hmm ill start with the small things test
UNADATER:
So I have 5 days left...
And about 60 bucks
What are my odds?
SEXYtary
Well ...i honestly don't know, after the Cd story I'm 99%percent sure she's one of those (take me to dinner, with champagne, shopping, some shit for my house, and then to a really nice hotel and then ill put out)
UNADATER:
Well the challenge will continue
SEXYtary
With 60$ i hope she likes McDonalds
My mom has a friend that does that all the time
I mean the lady is like 40 something but she would test every potential "milkshake" she calls them
She kept saying I use all her tricks but they won't work because she know why I do them
UNADATER:
See now you are just motivating me to not fall and fuck
SEXYtary
YOU ARE THE UNADATER
Now get the fuck up and go Date
But I like her, I like the way she plays hard to get, and then wilts from my charm.
Honestly she is more than just dateable and fuckable, she is long termable, but there is a negative side to her that I find appealing but also equally unappealing.
Hmmm this is definitely going to get interesting...
A woman who appreciates the finer things in life and likes to be spoiled always turns me on.
Maybe that is why I am in therapy!
5 days left in Challenge Moldovian
Money left: $46.29
Hahahaha... you win some you lose some
5 comments:
You are done. Game over. You made a nice effort but clearly the effort($$) required here is not going to suit your budget for the task(s). Move on and spend your time on the girl that you're really into. Better to not screw that one up!
The most disturbing part of this story is that Linkin Park are the best selling band of the decade. Seriously, I'm shaken to the core by this news.
UD, The ones we want, are the ones that we don't usually get! Sad huh? Keep on dating, I am getting ready to give you your pimp card back! MONEY MONEY MONEY! Is that all We Want??
Toodles
Single
okay...
you go back to your place, and download the frigging film.
i work in the industry, and i give you permission to take food from my plate, in order to accomplish your goal.
why?
because any man who can eat gas causing raw food, and not mention that he had gas earns my vote.
word.
ps i'd have paid for part of the bowling, mostly because i'd have beat you. : )
Don't spend any money on some bitch who just wants to use you.
I can't believe she didn't buy ANY of them. That shows her character, I can understand a little bit of awkwardness, and then her ponying up the cash, but to just put them back? What a bitch!
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