So I did watch the Grammy's last night and knowing that I did not have to work today I also decided to invite over a blast from UnaDater past to come over!
Mi Dominican Mami who is pictured below wearing her Christmas Present to me and wrapped in a bow.
I do not know what it is about her that makes me cringe so much because honestly she has a killer body and she worships me so much that she even bought that $350 North Face Winter Coat you see her wearing in the picture which came in handy on a 20 degree day like today. Hmmm, maybe it is her always saying "yes Papi" over and over and over again that makes me want to slit my wrist after hanging out (literally) with her.
A typical Unadater Dominican Mami conversation would sound something like this:
UnaDater: "I would like you to make me some pancakes. "
DM: "Yes Papi"
UnaDater: "I would like you to put those pancakes on your tatas and pour maple syrup all over them."
DM "Yes Papi"
UnaDater: "Now tittie fuck me with the syrup and the pancakes and let me get some nice cream on them for you."
DM "Yes Papi"
UnaDater "Now eat the pancakes off my cock, and try not to get in the way I am watching Kanye go completely mental on the Grammy's."
Dm "Yes Papi"
ARRRRGHHHHHH Seriously do you want me to go insane Dominican Mami? I go to sleep at night with the Yes Papi Yes Papi ringing in my head. I am an Uncle to an incredible amazing 4 year old dude, and the last thing I want to be is a Papi right now. Especially with someone that thinks Barack Obama is water ride at Busch Gardens.
All though if you have not tittie fucked a Dominican with pancake syrup you got to try it. Hell jack off with it, you will love it!!!
Anyway so last night was close to something like that and if it weren't for her super tight body dancing naked all over my house and her constant need to touch what she likes to call, "my cock" every time a new artist came on that I was actually interested in watching I would not have even bothered to invite her over. However, bored of phone sex, the time had come for a sure thing.
It wasn't until Ms. I must be the most talented bitch in the universe cause no matter what I do I will sing louder than you, dance louder than you, out grow my thunder thighs bigger than you, and where my extensions beyond what the normal length should be, oh and lets not forget setting a new camel toe trend for the world to see BEYONCE KNOWLES that I had to force DM to stop all sexual acts.
That’s right, I had to stop the pancake sucking for one second to burst out in tears of laughter when I saw this lime green daisy duke looking thing ride a home girls va jay jay and the best part was it was suppose to do that!
See below:
Whoa…. Beyonce has brainwashed so many young minds in her career to actually making them believe she is talented, I can now see thunder thighs and camel toes on every young girls wish list for their spring and summer wear.
DM: "Yes Papi would you like me to show you my camel toe?"
UnaDater: "No I would prefer if you clean up the kitchen."
"Yes Papi"
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hmmm WOW, My word for you to day!
Yes Papi!
LOL!!
Single!
Oh man that is fucking hilarious. I somehow imagined you fucking Rosie Perez drenched in Aunt Jemima.
Unadater, do the words "sexist" and "misogynist" mean anything to you? They should because that entire post reeked of them.
Guess what? Nubile, incredibly young Dominican girls are not there solely for your sexual pleasure. And Beyoncé Knowles (who, for the record, is a real woman with a normal, healthy body weight. I find her incredibly sexy!) is probably troublesome to you because she would be more likely to shove those pancakes up your arse than let you titty fuck her.
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