Greetings Ms Lohan,
You know me as someone else but now more people know me as The UnaDater! We met briefly when you were on my show and still just 16, blonde and looking like you were 14. You talked in the hallway about what club you were going to while standing next to Kelly Osbourne. You scored coke from one of the PAs on the show and Kelly had already done 3 bumps of it in the Green Room. I remember you asking me where is the Victoria Secret in Soho, because you were excited to see your BF at the time Wilmer Valderama. You were so innocent then!
Of course our paths have gone differently. I am now New York City's most notorious Serial Dater, and you are Hollywood's most notorious alcoholic. After rehab though I am glad to see you are now choosing a new path, and one that has me once again excited to see you live and well!!! And blonde, and looking like Marilyn Monroe. And my how your body has come into its own! I have grown very exciteable to see you are looking so healthy.When you are not playing around with boys, please give me a call. Lets start over.
Kind Regards,
UD
3 comments:
LINDSAY LOHAN???? UD, you can do so much better I am sure... Sooooooooo How about someone like Mischa Barton if that is how you spell her name!! LOL!!
Who Am I to give advice, I am Still Single!!!
TOODLES!!
hmm I agree you can do better. But I mean, I guess just a date or 2 could be fun...
awww you girls are too good to me! I mean really? I can do better than someone that does meth and passes out frequently!!! I never knew.
I also never knew her tits looked that good.... Come on you got to admit that is fabulous freckled rack there!
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